Engagement photos have a soft spot in my heart. No, not because I have a bunch posted on my Facebook page (which I don’t) or because I one of my sister and her fiance framed on my desk (which I don’t either). But because I got my first viral helmet sticker when I ripped engagement photos back in May.
If you need a refresher of why I hate engagement photos, here:
Where did you even get these vintage wood signs that say “His” and “Hers” with arrows pointing to each other? Is there an engagement photo accessory market that I’m unaware of? The signs might as well point to each other and say, “I wear the pants” and “I’m just here so I don’t get yelled at.”
Why are you guys standing in the middle of a field? How did you get that perfect glow around your heads? Why are you sharing an ice cream cone? Why did you make your fiancé wear that gingham shirt from J. Crew that every other guy in the world has? I just fundamentally don’t understand why you’re sitting in a rowboat looking like Tom Sawyer with your jeans rolled up.
Now, America’s Sweetheart Amy Schumer has also weighed in by way of a deleted scene from her Comedy Central show, Inside Amy Schumer.
Glad to see I’m not the only one fighting the good fight. I just wish she had done it without Jessa from Girls. She’s insufferable. .
[via Huffington Post]