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Add water to your macaronini that comes with that suspect packet of powdered orange cheese dust and then weep in the corner of your kitchen until your lease is up, lower heat to simmer uncovered, and let stand for 2 minutes before eating.
PROTIP: Do not use lemon juice to remove chili spice from your fingers if you have hangnails or a cut on your finger. Definitely only makes it worse. Use milk, cream, or honey instead.
Why did you use lemon juice the first time??
Because Gordon Ramsey told him to.
Seriously, have you seen what happens when you don’t listen to him?