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Guy’s Crazy Fiancée Won’t Let Him Go On A Trip For His Birthday, His Buddies Bring His Cardboard Cutout Instead

Guy's Crazy Fiance Wouldn't Let Him Go On Birthday Trip With His Buddies, They Bring His Cardboard Cutout Instead

“Eh, I’m not sure I can swing it,” is a sentence muttered by everyone’s friend who is all too invested in his relationship. Whether he doesn’t know what’s good for him or his girlfriend / fiancé / wife isn’t trusting her significant other going bananas during a “while the cat’s away, the mice will play” weekend, you can pretty much guarantee that at least one dude will flake out on an elaborately planned party weekend.

This situation appears to be all too real for some dudes who took to Imgur to further haze their whipped friend. The guys (who appear to be from Massachusettes?) posted several photos of a cardboard cutout they brought on a recent birthday trip, which could’ve only made their buddy want to lose his shit due to FOMO more than he already was in the first place. Trust me, the fear of missing out on those situations is real — I’ve done it. Luckily, the photos are gold.

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Friends crazy fiance wouldn't let him go on birthday trip with friends… we brought him anyways

No matter how to slice it, it’s an absolutely brutal move to take a birthday trip for your buddy, but without your actual buddy. Just torturous. And to pose him with a bunch of drunk mediocre girls that he probably would’ve had a shot with had he not been engaged? Have mercy, fellas.

Let’s just hope she lets him have a bachelor party.

[via Reddit]

Image via Imgur

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Will deFries

Will deFries (@WilldeFries) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries. Email me at will@grandex.co.

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