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Guy Pulls More Girls On Tinder As A Cupcake Than As An Actual Human Being

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They say the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but the same might also be true for the fairer sex.

“If there’s one thing I’ve learned about heterosexual women, it’s that they like men. They enjoy their company. They even marry them, sometimes. But they love cupcakes. And if there’s another thing I know, it’s that single women are on Tinder. So armed with those two pieces of knowledge, I set out to create a Tinder persona that no woman could resist: a man’s face drawn on a cupcake.”

That was said by Lee Breslouer, a genius in the field of mouthgasms and dating apps.

This guy Lee has it all figured out. Lee, a food writer for Thrillist, set forth to lure the single and esteem-deficient women of Tinder into his web of deceit and cream cheese frosting (which is coincidentally more satisfying than solely a web of deceit).

After creating a top-notch, Grade A Tinder profile complete with selfies, drunken Insta-memories, and “#workhard #playharder” quotes, Connor Cupcake began doing what any self-respecting cupcake would do and right-swiped everything with a set of boobs. He soon discovered how factual this tale as old as time truly is: bitches love cupcakes.

These girls either have MVP-worthy senses of humor or absolutely no self-worth as sexting soon ensued between both human and tasty treat.

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Lee concluded that women like him better as an afternoon snack than an afternoon delight. I suppose if Jim Levenstein can shove his junk into a warm, gooey apple pie, then women across America can fantasize about licking a flavorful white substance from a flesh colored dessert.

[via Thrillist]

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