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Guy Posts Pervy Craigslist Ad Looking For Fantasy Football Draft Party Babes, Possibly Prostitutes

Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Guy wants to “hire” a couple of chicks for an event and he’s well within reason to do so. Fantasy Football drafts are a once-a-year event and mark the glorious beginning of football season. This guy is hosting his draft party in Saratoga Springs and wants to find the primest of trim to serve cocktails, look hot, maybe get topless, and run the draft board. Sounds reasonable enough.

He even posted pics of himself (including a mirror selfie) to show that he’s just a regular guy, that’s totally not into prostitution or any sort of soliciting.

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You hear that? If he doesn’t come through for his bros, it will be a NIGHTMARE! No hot babes to serve the men and “push the envelope.” I can’t imagine what chick wouldn’t want to do this. He specifically DOES NOT want strippers even though he requests that they go topless, because some dudes are married and he doesn’t want it to get weird. Fair enough.

Here’s the full text:

Every year I host a fantasy football party/draft in Saratoga and usually have two girls run our draft board and serve drinks. Last year I moved to Houston so I am trying to find two girls in advance before I fly home for a week for the party. 

The job includes running the draft board, getting guys drinks, and of course doing it all in a bikini, or lingerie or some sexy outfit of your choice. We are not too picky. We do not hire strippers for the event because some of the guys are older and have wives and kids and feel a little weird HOWEVER we will tip and some of the guys will tip if you push the envelope. If you want to go topless that is your incentive and I’m sure you could make good tips doing it but it is not expected. 

The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old. 

Our draft party is scheduled for Thursday, August 14 around 7 PM and will probably last 4 hours. 

If interested I would ask that you and your friend be available to meet someone from the group at least once before I fly home just to verify you are legit and serious about entertaining the party. If I don’t have two girls lined up and come through for us it would be a nightmare for me. 

Usually we only tip the girls so I can’t say for sure what you would make but I would guarantee as a minimum $150 for each girl. I would promise at least that much out of my own pocket to make your time worthwhile. 

Serious inquiries only please. Include pictures in your email and please make sure you can commit to the 14th of August. 

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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