Y’all have got to stop having public meltdowns on planes, man. People are on edge already, so the last thing anyone needs is some asshole tossing out insults and telling everybody how rich he is. That’s reserved for presidential campaigns, not air travel.
Take this dude, for example, who, according to ABC News, was escorted off a JetBlue flight before the damn thing even took off:
First of all, shoutout to the guy who yelled “NERD.” We don’t use that one enough. But damn, the insults from all sides were priceless.
“I’m 28. I make $4 million a year. What do you do?”
“Mr. Bald.” (underrated)
“You’re right. I’m a loser. I own six houses.”
This is amazing. Best part is probably the “20/20 vision with a 176 IQ.” That’s such an unexpected move to drop that on your passengers, man. Stop saying “Bye Felicia,” though.
Per ABC News:
According to JetBlue, the three men were met by local authorities and the flight continued to its destination of Sacramento.
“The flight returned to the gate shortly before departure following a report of disruptive customers in the cabin. The aircraft was met by local authorities where the customers were removed before the flight continued on to Sacramento,” according to a statement from the airline.
Long Beach Police Department’s Sergeant Brad Johnson confirmed to ABC News that officers were asked to assist with removing three unruly passengers from the flight.
Two of the men were arrested for being drunk in public, according to police.
The men were later released from Long Beach Jail after their breath test results were below the .15 blood alcohol content level.
Does anybody know what made this dude go full Trump before the flight even took off? Prayers for Mr. Bald..