Here is your story of the day. Holly Stewart from Kansas City, Missouri has a penis quilting business and she wants you to fund it.
Yep. Penis. Quilting. Business.
They come in all shapes and sizes. Big ol’ fat quilt dongs that are several feet in height and some smaller weenies that are more lifelike. Some have sequins, some are just your standard quilted penises. She’s launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund her business, HollyPolyester. Gotta think that bachelorette parties all across the country are going to be chomping at the bit to get their hands on one of these giant, quilted dicks.
Here’s the text from Kickstarter:
This project has been created to fund the promotion of my exhibition and print the Invitation/Poster. My exhibition; HollyPolyester: Local Grandmother Quilts Giant Penises, is scheduled for September 4. The work is well in progress and in final stages of completion. Now we’re trying to get the word out and we need to promote the show by printing the Invitation/Poster. We have it covered except for about $250 and that’s why we’ve come to Kickstarter.
I got your back, Holly.