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Good News: Drinking Beer Makes Dudes Better At Sex

Good News: Drinking Beer Makes Dudes Better At Sex

It’s football season – which likely means your Saturdays and Sundays (and Thursdays, Fridays, and Mondays) are even more beer soaked than during the rest of the year. And while this probably doesn’t do much for your productivity at the office, it actually can do a hell of a lot for your sex life.

In her newly released book, “The Married Sex Solution: A Realistic Guide to Saving Your Sex Life,” Dr. Kat Van Kirk details four ways that guys can benefit sexually from knocking back a Bud before knocking boots:

Drinking Beer Makes Men Last Longer. Dr. Van Kirk says that “ultimately overloads one’s body with phytoestrogens from the alcohol, which are scientifically proven to delay orgasm.”

Dark Beer Leads To the Opposite of Whisky Dick. Iron increases the amount of blood circulation under the belt; dark beers have high amounts of iron and can “lead to longer, more intense erections.”

Regular Beer Drinking Means More Stamina – and Better Health. While regularly knocking back the brewskis may lead to a beer gut, it can also lead to more endurance in bedroom – and a longer life. Van Kirk cites an Italian study, which found “that daily beer drinkers have more stamina than their sober counterparts — and are 31 percent less likely to have heart disease, heart attacks or strokes.”

Beer Is Good For Your Digestive Tract. Worried that beer bloat may cause a rumble when you are getting down and dirty? Well, don’t be. Beer is full of probiotics and B vitamins; Van Kirk says that “This means it can help fortify your overall health and be better on your stomach so you won’t feel sluggish during sex.” Hopefully it also means that you won’t dutch-oven your lady friend when she’s beneath the sheets doing, well, you know.

So go ahead and knock back a few brews before you send that “You up?” text. Your lady will definitely appreciate it.

[via New York Post]

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Jenna Crowley

Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, and documenting her love of all things cheese related. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.

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