Getting your mom to endorse you on LinkedIn. PGP.
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Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.
Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP.
Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.
Getting asked by every fucking friend and family member if you know Jake upon accepting a job with State Farm. PGP.
A confident “Well, that’s all for me today,” after spending an hour cleaning out your inbox on a Friday. PGPM.
Feeling untouchable after your boss comes to talk to you and you actually have work on your computer screen. PGP.