Getting your mom to endorse you on LinkedIn. PGP.
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38 minutes late to work today because I jacked off in the shower this morning. I didn’t even finish. PGP.
When I get bored at work, I just get pictures of goats off the internet and send the pictures to my coworkers in emails marked “important.” PGP.
Managing amounts of money that I have no fucking chance of ever having myself. PGP.