Former MLB Journeyman Earns $1 Million From Mets Every July Until 2035

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Former MLB Journeyman Now Earns $1 Million From Mets Every July Until 2035

Aside from having a kick-ass name belonging in the elite collection of late-90s/early-2000s baseball players that hold a special place in my heart, Bobby Bonilla (“bo-knee-ya” for all you uneducated baseball greenhorns) was actually pretty talented as a switch-hitting utility player back in the day. It turns out that when his game started heading south, he made a nifty financial power move — a PGPM, if you will — that has him swimming in flowing cash for several years to come.

After signing a lucrative contract with the New York Mets in 1999, Bonilla drastically underperformed, leading to the Mets releasing the 6’3 Bronx native. According to ESPN, instead of directly paying Bonilla the rest of the $5.9 million his contract entitled him to, the sides came to an unusual resolution without paying a dime to him upon release: starting in 2011, the Mets will pay Bonilla $1.19 million every July 1 through the year 2035. In the off chance that you are not Will Hunting and didn’t do the mental math just now, that adds up to a total of $29.8 million — all for delaying and spacing out his payment of the original $5.9 million. That’s one hell of an interest rate.

Basically, he’s flush with cash.

Three cheers to this guy who annually makes nearly twice as much as Super Bowl quarterback Russell Wilson without even having to pretend exercising on an elliptical. This website has poked fun at the idea of being a stay-at-home dad and also reported on a sweet deal for Virgin’s employees that let’s you get paid for actually doing it, but Bonilla gets that GOAT award for winning the stay-at-home dad life.

As you plan ahead of your ultimate dreamy dad life in which hope to have too much money for your own good, take notes from Bonilla’s insightful negotiating skills.

According to ESPN, longtime Mets owner Fred Wilpon took control of the situation, and figured that given his promising investment relationships with not-yet-discovered scumbag Bernie Madoff, the $29.8 million would be glorified pocket change — it was more important to create salary cap space for the Mets 2000 season than to worry about the actual dollar-and-cents at hand. Wilpon was right about one thing: the Mets took advantage of the extra cap space and ended up making the World Series. Unfortunately for the supposedly business-savvy Wilpon, though, Bernie Madoff turned out to be a filthy criminal in 2008, and those investments he was counting on fell through in the worst way. Not coincidentally, the Mets haven’t made the playoffs since 2006.

Moral of the story: like Bonilla did, manipulate your stupid-rich wise-ass of a boss to give you more money than you deserve. Take the dignified, underrated high road instead of cashing in immediately. As Bonilla’s absurdly lucrative severance package proves, “Patience is a virtue.”

[via ESPN]

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