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Federal Workers Busted For Watching Porn At Work Because They Were Bored

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Government workers: they’re just like us!

Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act and some nosy asshole over at the Washington Times, several federal workers are in the doghouse for using their work computer for “personal time” while on the clock.

According to records, employees have been spending quite a bit of taxpayer-funded hours searching the ‘net for X-rated content because they were “bored.”

Pete Seep of the National Taxpayers Union (Fancy name for “the voting American public”) had this to say, “This is apparently something that’s a pervasive problem throughout several federal agencies.”

Take for instance the Federal Communications Commission worker who ballparked around eight hours a week watching porn or the guy in the Treasury Department who was covert enough to have viewed more than 13,000 pornographic images at his desk during a six-week span.

The Department of Housing and Urban Development and the Commerce Department are in similar shit, but someone at the General Services Administration is the real winner here. He managed to watch two solid hours of vids in a day and promptly followed up with time well spent scoping out dating website before he was fired.

I’ll hand it to ’em. They’re pretty ballsy over there on Capitol Hill. I get paranoid enough just coming here.

[via FOX News]

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