We all know that most sports predictions are 95 percent bullshit, right? We have scores of cable channels that employ thousands and thousands of analysts and commentators who spend all day discussing which team full of millionaires will overcome the opposing team full of millionaires, and half the time, they’re wrong. Any time Charles Barkley opens his big, dumb mouth on TNT and says, “Well, uh, I think it’s gonna be a blowout by _______,” the other team wins by a landslide. That asshole’s cost me more money than alimony payments.
With the nature of sports so random, why not just ask random people to make season predictions? That’s what most of these sports networks and websites do, anyway. Clearly I’m not the only person who agrees with this sentiment, as one intrepid Tinder user decided to forego the opportunity to “crush some strange” and instead, decided to ask his prospective paramours about how each NBA team will do in the upcoming season.
Ha! Get it? Those Bostonians love their “wicked.”
That’s…not a prediction.
She actually might not be wrong.
I feel you, girl. #TheDecision2
Maybe Taco’s friend “Mark from Cuba” might want to sign this girl.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE ASKING ABOUT THE HAWKS?
…they speak English in Washington?
Golden State Warriors
Pro basketball probably hates you, too.
Los Angeles Clippers
“Guess what? I’m a witch!” / “Guess what? I’m a Clippers fan!”
Los Angeles Lakers
Kora’s back with a vengeance. TNT needs to hire this girl pronto.
Yes, they do, but Zach Randal changed his name to Randolph.
To be fair, most people don’t realize Milwaukee has a professional basketball team, anyway.
New Orleans Pelicans
Smooth move, Ferguson.
New York Knicks
Sounds like a typical, awful Knicks fan.
Oklahoma City Thunder
Kevin Durant’s broken foot might disagree with you.
That’s the most optimistic thing I’ve ever heard about the Orlando Magic.
I think most Philly fans probably share this exact same sentiment.
Yeah, but how DOES he know Krista? LOL.
Portland Trail Blazers
What does someone with knowledge of the Kings look like?
San Antonio Spurs
No Sports Package = No First Date
What a hoser.
Seems like a really happy household..
[via World Wide Wob]