Dude Trolls Women On Tinder, Tries To Get Them To Predict The 2014-2015 NBA Season

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We all know that most sports predictions are 95 percent bullshit, right? We have scores of cable channels that employ thousands and thousands of analysts and commentators who spend all day discussing which team full of millionaires will overcome the opposing team full of millionaires, and half the time, they’re wrong. Any time Charles Barkley opens his big, dumb mouth on TNT and says, “Well, uh, I think it’s gonna be a blowout by _______,” the other team wins by a landslide. That asshole’s cost me more money than alimony payments.

With the nature of sports so random, why not just ask random people to make season predictions? That’s what most of these sports networks and websites do, anyway. Clearly I’m not the only person who agrees with this sentiment, as one intrepid Tinder user decided to forego the opportunity to “crush some strange” and instead, decided to ask his prospective paramours about how each NBA team will do in the upcoming season.

Atlanta Hawks

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Someone’s thirsty.

Boston Celtics

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Ha! Get it? Those Bostonians love their “wicked.”

Brooklyn Nets

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That’s…not a prediction.

Charlotte Hornets

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She actually might not be wrong.

Chicago Bulls

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…well, damn.

Cleveland Cavaliers

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I feel you, girl. #TheDecision2

Dallas Mavericks

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Maybe Taco’s friend “Mark from Cuba” might want to sign this girl.

Denver Nuggets

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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE WERE ASKING ABOUT THE HAWKS?

Detroit Pistons

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…they speak English in Washington?

Golden State Warriors

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Pro basketball probably hates you, too.

Houston Rockets

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Los Angeles Clippers

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“Guess what? I’m a witch!” / “Guess what? I’m a Clippers fan!”

Los Angeles Lakers

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Kora’s back with a vengeance. TNT needs to hire this girl pronto.

Memphis Grizzlies

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Yes, they do, but Zach Randal changed his name to Randolph.

Miami Heat

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Truth.

Milwaukee Bucks

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To be fair, most people don’t realize Milwaukee has a professional basketball team, anyway.

Minnesota Timberwolves

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Rough.

New Orleans Pelicans

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Smooth move, Ferguson.

New York Knicks

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Sounds like a typical, awful Knicks fan.

Oklahoma City Thunder

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Kevin Durant’s broken foot might disagree with you.

Orlando Magic

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That’s the most optimistic thing I’ve ever heard about the Orlando Magic.

Philadelphia ’76ers

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I think most Philly fans probably share this exact same sentiment.

Phoenix Suns

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Yeah, but how DOES he know Krista? LOL.

Portland Trail Blazers

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Sacramento Kings

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What does someone with knowledge of the Kings look like?

San Antonio Spurs

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No Sports Package = No First Date

Toronto Raptors

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What a hoser.

Utah Jazz

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Rude.

Washington Wizards

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Seems like a really happy household.

[via World Wide Wob]

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