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Jan 07, 2016
Honesty is always the best policy.
Dude Gets Asked On Live TV What He’d Do With Powerball Winnings, Shocks Reporter By Responding “Hookers And Cocaine”
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Jan 07, 2016
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If I won the Powerball I’d buy a really nice suit with long coat tails, a top hat, a monacle, and a cane and I’d walk around my city handing out little riddles to people that lead to lump sums of money buried in the woods. Then I’d hire some Native Americans to defend those lump sums of cash just to throw in a curveball. I’d then have it aired on Pay Per View and then have the proceeds go to people who actually need money, like sick people. Then I’d probably buy a private jet and a house or something.
Savagely racist.
The word savage is a racist term used to describe Native Americans. So watch your mouth.
Get out PC’ed, Centrum
I’d open up an orphanage and a strip club and create a trust that funnels the profits from the strip club to fund the orphanage. I’d be a fair strip club owner and offer all the strippers PTO and Health Insurance(The Trader Joe’s of the stripping world) because i want happy and motivated strippers to rollover all those japanese business men cause c’mon ladies those orphans need college scholarships!
The strippers are probably the ones who gave birth to the orphans in the first place.
The circle of life is complete
Simba
A recession proof, self fulfilling system that also doubles as a daycare!
Greatest train of thought ever to come out of the comments section on PGP. Collectively, a bunch of us on here could start a business and probably do pretty well running it.
Just need that golden ticket of an idea.
Why did she ask that dude? I don’t see how she expected any other answer…
Not all heroes wear capes