The East Coast is getting hammered with snow again this week. Some poor guy in Baltimore had a few too many Steveweisers and wanted some Taco Bell. Being of sound mind and common sense, he knew he was too drunk to drive, so he took his plight to Craigslist (click to enlarge):
Here’s the text:
Guys it’s snowing like a bitch outside, I’ve had a few drinks too many, and my sh*tty little hybrid douchemobile can’t possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you’re not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I’ll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I’d probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.
The guy who posted the ad later went on Reddit to inform the internet that he had sobered up and drove himself to Taco Bell, where he ordered a “nacho loco taco, a crunchy taco, a soft taco, a chalupa and some cinnamon bites.”
[h/t Business Insider]