© 2016 Grandex Media Network
Dreading Thanksgiving conversation. PGP.
Log in or create an account to post a comment.
Do what I do; don’t go home
Username checks out.
Grandmother: lSo, do you have a girlfriend?” Me. “No.” “But I want great grandchildren!” “Don’t die in the next 20 years and maybe you’ll have your wish.”
“Are you seeing anyone?” – Grandma
“No, not right now.” – Me
“It’ll be ok.” – Grandma
**switches from wine to whiskey**
Grandma: you’ve been single since April, are you seeing anyone?
Grandma: You know you don’t need a man to have a baby? You could get artificial insemination.
…this conversation actually happened already this year. Not looking forward to repeats.
I could perform the insemination with my penis. Just send me the date, time, and address.
Do what I do, get drunk and hide in the living room with my dad and uncle so we can watch football.
I’ll talk politics and religion. That works out well for everyone.
Just keep it light.