Vote right, swipe right. Right? At least that’s how this year’s annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) progressed.
According to The New York Times, Tinder usage at New York City’s CPAC was a whopping 202% higher in the National Harbor area than the previous week. In other words, a gaggle of sex craved conservatives took to their phones in search of some free market fellatio.
MSNBC reported that the CPAC has been a longtime favored mating ground for Young Republicans even prior to the dating app. Ferris State University student and attendee Erin Moore was interviewed by MSNBC regarding her thirst for trickle down economics, “It’s a place where you can find a great candidate–for a husband.” She wasn’t the only husband hunter.
Definitely looking for my future husband! #CPAC2015
— Erin Moore (@erinmoore2013) February 26, 2015
Jessica Wihelm, an unfortunately taken 20 year old attendee, said if she was free to romp the grounds for some Keystone XL pipe, “[She’d] be wifed up in 20 minutes.”
First day of CPAC I got asked out and the last day I got proposed to… — Miss President (@PApolitics1776) February 28, 2015
Finding a future First Lady is evidently easier than one might think–all you need is a like-minded political prowess and an opposable thumb. Unconfirmed rumors are the most successful Tinder opener for the week was, “I stand with Rand.”
What else can be said? They’ve found love in a HOPEless place. See what I did there?.
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