Anyone remember Courtney Stodden? She married Doug Hutchison, a then 50-year-old actor in 2011, and made it almost three years before divorcing him. She was 16 when she married the D-list actor who is best known for his role as Percy, the sadistic, cowardly guard in The Green Mile. Now, in case you weren’t watching the debate last night, policy talks and anything else that viewers were concerned about got completely overshadowed by one man with a sick mustache and a red quarter zip: Ken Bone.
Call him whatever you want. K-Bone. Kenny B. Mr. Steal Your Girl. He totally stole the show last night, and it wasn’t because of his boring ass question about energy. Welcome to the Bone Zone, ladies and gentleman. We are all witnesses. Twitter turned Ken Bone into a living, breathing, legendary meme in less than ten minutes last night, and while I almost felt bad for him, I realized this morning that there was no need for that.
Ken Bone is currently cleaning up. He did an exclusive interview with a local radio station in St. Louis this morning and I’ve just learned that he is appearing on Jimmy Kimmel tonight. I know Kimmel is known for doing super elaborate stunts involving seemingly normal people, but if Ken Bone on last night’s debate turns out to be Kimmel’s doing, I would be SHOCKED. That’d be too much even for someone like Jimmy Kimmel. So why are Courtney Stodden and Ken Bone being mentioned in the same breath? Because of this:
Ken, I know you’re busier than you’ve probably ever been in your entire life – what with all of this media attention and what I can only assume are some crazy offers to star in movies alongside A-Listers – but if you happen to be reading this listen carefully: people are going to use your good looks and on-screen persona against you. Courtney Stodden isn’t going to be the last blonde who tries to take you to the metaphorical cleaners. Just be careful out there. I know you’re a married man, but something tells me you won’t be for much longer. Women are going to be throwing themselves at you and it’s going to be very difficult to continue saying no. I’m not saying Courtney Stodden is a gold digger, but I am saying that her reasons for trying to lock you down are more than likely not motivated by love. Don’t get swindled, Ken. Stay woke and you could make a career for yourself out of this whole thing. .
[via Fox News]
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