I don’t claim to be a Bachelor aficionado that my dear friend Crick Watson, MD, is, but I will say that after deserting the franchise for a while, I hopped back on the bandwagon during JoJo’s season and didn’t look back. Until that wagon crashed into the trainwreck that is this season’s obvious villain, Corinne.
Now, in case you missed it, Corinne runs a “multi-million dollar company” (that I’m pretty sure her daddy actually runs) and still lives at home with her parents and her nanny, who graduated from mashing Corinne’s peas to bringing her sliced cucumber while she sits on the balcony and “works.” We learned all this during last week’s premiere episode and it was enough to make most people point and laugh.
Then, during last night’s week two episode, Corinne stepped up her insanity just a little bit by taking off her top and getting Nick to “Janet Jackson” her boobs during a photo shoot, interrupting Nick not once, not twice, but three times when he was talking to other ladies, and basically going all out pyscho any second the attention was not solely on her. Now, you may want to attribute this craziness to the weird scenario that is “The Bachelor,” but it turns out Corinne has been crazy since way back in the day.
Barstool Sports did some investigating and uncovered Corinne’s yearbook photo, in which she quotes both Weezy and Paris Hilton:
Now, we could give the woman with “the platinum vajayjay” a rose for being willing to break with the tradition of quotes from people who have actually accomplished something, but then we’d have to take it away for misspelling “to” in a Paris Hilton quote. But I suppose it doesn’t matter if we give her roses…as long as Nick keeps doing it, we’ll keep having her around to up the crazy quotient. .
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