Meet Anwar Zayden, AKA legendofanwar. He rides horses, swims with dolphins, wears banana hammocks and womanizes like only a guy named Anwar Zayden could. His Instagram page is an endless treasure trove of gold. His bio is mysterious and beckons the inquisitive mind:
“They try to kill Anwar. I say no! I back ready for fight and horse.”
He ready for fight and horse. Anwar is out for vengeance, but why? His life seems pretty great already…
Look I take the picture with Shaq. Yo no no these but Shaq call Anwar for the motivate. I tell Shaq life is no easy. Kobe is no nice. Come to Miami and Anwar teach Horse, Scuba and Focus. He come and Heat champion. Thank you Anwar. Kisses Anwar.
Look Anwar smile. I no no why Guy ask for picture. I only Guy look good. Smile today for Anwar. I go on boat. Kisses Anwar
I no what you think. Two Lady Is no enough for Anwar. Today I do appetizer for tonight. I fly with more Lady to Bahama to watch Bowl of Super. Kisses Anwar.
These my good friend. He alway make me wear shirt. I no no why. Is ok. He black fox. Kisses Anwar.
I give good news. Witch make Anwar take short off and replace with towel. She say magic rain is good for Anwar soul. I never lie to you. Rain feel good on Snake. Kisses Anwar.
Anwar drink last night to much. I find secret to overhang. Anwar blade of roller to erase headache and so think forward. Apologies I still no focus right today. I lay like bat latter to even. Right now I blade of roller until head hurt no more. Kisses Anwar.
I take Horse on boardwalk today. Police no like. I tell police I secret agent you no no. I retire 1988. I do freelance stuff for Bush sometime. Is ok. Police say Anwar is ok just no go on street with horse. I say I no stupid. In Anwar mind I no Police no match for Anwar with Horse. Two time I take Horse and jump over car of police. Kisses Anwar.
Do I tell you Anwar also Captain of ship. I no you think how Anwar learn to fly, swim, ride horse and bike. Is because I champion. Anwar learn life is for fun. Lady holes keep Anwar warm and heart young. Is ok. I learn to survive for war. Anwar watch movie Independence Day. Inspire Anwar to be ready for fight. If president need Anwar to fly fighter jet I ready. I no no if Alien is real but I train to fight Alien and Japan. You no no
He’s apparently an art dealer to the stars in Miami and he’s got a Facebook page and everything. His life is better than yours and he’s damn sure you’re gonna know about it. Check out his Instagram for more.