A night of drinking requiring more recovery time than minor surgery. PGP.
When your boss comes up with a brilliant idea that just results in you taking on more work. PGP.
Receiving judgmental looks from coworkers for starting “No Shave November” early. PGP.
There’s not enough in my retirement account to buy one share of Apple. PGP.
Falling asleep before the end of every single World Series game. PGP.
I thought my cubical was going to be temporary. Just received my nameplate to go with it. PGP.
That one coworker who always asks you to bring something them something back when you’re walking out the door for lunch. PGP.
Going to a concert relatively sober. PGP.
Having to feign excitement when your boss shows you photos of his kids in their Halloween costumes. PGP.
I can hear the person in the cubicle next to me breathing. It sounds labored. PGP.
Your retired parents partying late on weekdays. PGP.
Losing all the internet discipline you had when you first began your job. PGP.