Automatically downloading the apple watch app but not being anywhere close to being able to afford the actual watch #PGP
My week revolves around Game of Thrones. PGP
Thinking long term
Babe flirting with me in the bar turned out to be a hooker. I couldn’t afford it. PGP
I didn’t drink at all yesterday. This morning I feel like a million bucks, that I’ll probably never have. PGP.
My manager made me drive back to Taco Bell to get him free breakfast. PGP.
My boss just invited himself to my wedding. PGP.
Taking this dad body to Mexico
“How was your weekend?” PGP.
Never wanting to go to Sunday brunch again because two day hangovers are very real. PGP.
I was the only one in the office not invited to the wedding this weekend #PGP
No big deal, just crushing spreadsheets during a tropical storm. PGP.