Ordering the fresh fruit as a side instead of french fries. PGP.
“No, I still don’t want any Advocare products.” PGP.
YouTube-ing “How to _____ in Excel.” PGP.
A coffee thermos and Tupperware. What the hell is happening to me? PGP.
The coworkers that expect you to explode with joy when they bring their babies to work. PGP.
Playing the “Life” board game isn’t even fun anymore. Now it’s just painfully real. PGP.
Watching the wallet and the waistline. PGP.
Losing important emails in a maze of Outlook folders and sub-folders. PGP.
Saying “let me check my schedule” when you know it’s wide open. PGP.
Arranging your cubicle so that no one can see your computer screen without your consent. PGP.
Wishing you had something witty to add to that email chain. PGP.
Bathroom envy of the other floors in the building. PGP.