Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP
CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale
That one guy who tells you inappropriate jokes simply because you are the youngest guy in the office. PGP.
Submitting one resume and immediately planning a life based around that potential job. PGP.
Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.
Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.
I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.
Studying more for the CPA exam than you did for all of your college courses combined. PGP.
Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.
Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.
One of the women in my office wants me to do a squat challenge with her. PGP.
Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.