Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.
Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.
Sat at my desk and realized I left my computer at home. PGP.
The realization half way through the day that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning. PGP.
The best part of my Friday was finding out my credit score went up 5 points. PGP.
Girlfriend puked in an Uber this weekend, considering taking $300 out of a mutual fund that I parked away cash for her engagement ring. PGP.
“…has requested a read receipt on this email.” PGP.
Hitting snooze one more time knowing it’s going to make you late. PGP.
Asked my new job to let me start in January so I could hold out for a Christmas bonus from job I was going to leave…… we only got a bucket of popcorn. PGP.
Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.
I actually like my boss. It’s my coworkers that make me want to drive off a cliff daily. PGP.
Pledge semester > first year associate. PGP.
The meeting before the meeting. PGP.
I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.
I used to Facebook while drunk, but I recently switched to Linkedin. PGP.
“I hope this message finds you well…” PGP.
Tax refund spent. Haven’t even filed yet. PGP.
Conversations over the cube wall. PGP.
My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.
Getting a good night’s sleep, but still depending on coffee to get through the day. PGP.