CFA results today. Either way I have to spend the next 4 months alone studying. PGP.
I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.
The realization half way through the day that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning. PGP.
Girlfriend puked in an Uber this weekend, considering taking $300 out of a mutual fund that I parked away cash for her engagement ring. PGP.
Asked my new job to let me start in January so I could hold out for a Christmas bonus from job I was going to leave…… we only got a bucket of popcorn. PGP.
Being the only single person at your brother’s wedding. PGP.
Pulled a muscle in my back while having sex. PGP.
Just went to HEB solely for ketchup and wine. PGP.
I got drunk and bought the new Air Jordan golf shoes. Jesus help me. PGP.
Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.
My work nickname has stuck and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my real name. PGP.
Recently people have been calling me “mam.” I’m 23. PGP.
Already took two sick days, wished I could take a third. Boss refused to step inside my office, so yeah I’m looking and feeling great obviously. PGP.
Career fair duty. PGP.
Dropped $24 at Starbucks yesterday for the wife and son determined to get that free drink. Open up the app on Monday morning to see I’m at 124 stars. PGP.
My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.
Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.
Resolved a major crisis by coordinating across multiple teams, only to be chewed out by my manager for not telling her what I was doing. PGP.
Accidentally peeped my manager’s notepad during conversation. It said: “NO ANALYTICAL SKILLS”. PGP.
Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.