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I Started Watching Friday Night Tykes And I Now Want To Give Up on Humanity

They Looked At The Data, And These Are The Most Depressing Careers

The Sunday Scaries Live Blog: The Golden Globes

The Dude From The Black Keys Wrote A Firejam About “Making A Murderer”

My Coworker Is Wearing A Hilariously Large T-Shirt And I Really Want To Roast Him

We’re Looking To Add Some Power Players To Our Freelance Writing Team

Thanks For Not Ending My Life, New Orleans

Let’s Talk About This Column Some Dude Submitted About Becoming A Chronic Masturbator After Losing His Job

Hunter S. Thompson Sent The Most Absurd Rejection Letter You’ve Ever Seen

This Is What The Person Interviewing You Is Really Thinking