Hey, uh, anyone in the Dallas-Fort Worth area looking for some Mavs tickets? Because this guy on Craigslist who walked in on his wife and some dude in a Dirk jersey needs you to purchase them so he can move on with his life.
I have two tickets to the Mavericks vs Raptors game on Saturday March 25th. It is $90 dollars for both tickets. Meaning they are each $45, which is cheaper than you’re going to get on any of the big name ticket sales sites. I’m only interested in selling both at once. They are in the front row in section 321.
I’m not a ticket dealer or anything, I just ended up walking in on my wife with another man and need the money to get out of the house and on my own two feet. She said I was the love of her life but I guess not. She always said that the Mavs were her favorite and i guess that must have been the only thing she told me that wasn’t a lie, because the guy she was with was wearing a Dirk jersey and only a Dirk jersey as he pounded my wife so now the thought of going to the game makes me sick. The guy in the picture isn’t him but even just imagining that blue jersey draped over my wife’s nude body is enough to make me pound my desk in anger. Please buy them so I can move on with my life.
Yes, that took a very dark turn. I mean, at least he was rocking the Dirk jersey? Like, what if you walk in on that and it’s some bro in a Rondo jersey. Just a complete troll job. That’s how crime scenes happen. If that’s what you’re walking in on, at least you can turn your attention to the 41 and remember Dirk is the GOAT. 30,000 points? Remember that? Focus on the good, man.
Let’s make this happen and start the week off right. Sure, these aren’t exactly lower bowl seats for a marquee matchup, but 45 dollars seems like a decent deal. Hey, Saturday night at the American Airlines Center is always a good time. The Mavs are dabbling with the 8 seed, and Dirk is still Dirk, so maybe you should help this guy out. What do you have to do that’s so important that you can’t help this guy leave his cheating wife?
Seriously, though, someone should buy these tickets so this guy can leave his cheating wife and move on with his life..
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