Burger King, the ultimate hail mary tossing fast food company, has stooped to an all-time low. According to a GrubGrade report, the Whopperrito — the intimate marriage of BK’s signature Whopper burger and their nonexistent history of selling burritos — was spotted as an actual menu item in the town of Hermitage, PA.
#FOODBEASTNEWS: We’re getting reports of a #WhopperBurrito, Whopper Burrito, #whopperrito from participating Burger King locations. Imagine all the goodies in a traditional #Whopper, flame-grilled beef, American cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, ketchup, pickles and white onions. @grubgrade mentions it might be available at a Burger King in Hermitage, PA. If anyone can spot one and grab delicious pictures, be sure to email us in with your thoughts: firstname.lastname@example.org or tag #foodbeast! Full story on #foodbeast.com shortly
But Burger King is just straight up out-Burger King-ing themselves with this gag. You could argue this new low from its never-ending downfall began with this cringeworthy commercial from 2006 (which probably wouldn’t fly by the PC Police these days):
Keep doing you, Burger King. While upstart Chick-Fil-A is out changing the world with customer-friendly apps and free sandwiches (sandwiches that definitely don’t suck), you’re just putting one disgusting compilation of greasy pickles and room-temperature beef into a tortilla that nobody wants to even look at outside the context of breakfast or Mexican food.
Seriously, BK, stop screwing up
good decent things or just go back to your shanties..