I was recently in Israel for a couple weeks last month. You may or may not have heard, but that country is wicked awesome. Beautiful people, awesome weather, crazy nature, sex people, nutty history, amazing food, and really really ridiculously good looking people. The one downside? You couldn’t get a cheeseburger to save your life. #KosherProblemz. So no, I didn’t frequent any American burger staples while I was there, such as Burger King.
Well, The King is trying to come up with an answer to everyone not going to their Israeli locations, on Valentine’s Day at least. The solution is taking the kid’s meal, flip-turned upside downing it, and rolling out the adult meals.
Per Refinery 29:
Burger King is bringing a whole new meaning to “Happy Meal.” The chain’s new “Adult” meal aims to help you get lucky on Valentine’s Day, with the addition of a sex toy, Adweek reports.
Customers 18 and older can stop by BK after 6pm on Valentine’s Day for one of these meals, which includes:
2 bags of fries
And an extra special surprise sex toy.
The advertisement shows a sleep mask, feather duster, and scalp massager. These might not be the only toys available, though, so we’re still holding out hope for a new vibrator with our hamburgers.
Absolutely genius! I’m not so sure I understand why this marketing campaign is limited to Israel, but that’s all semantics. This idea is gold Jerry gold! Whoever said BK was irrelevant is eating crow. Their marketing guys all just got a fat daddy bonus this year ($1,000 worth of Whopper Juniors). If any of my Hebrews or Shebrews are gallivanting around the Holy Land today, pop into BK and pick up an adult meal.
And to all the h8ers who have counted Burger King out of the fast food game years ago? Well just remember: You come at The King you best not miss.
Here’s the advertisement. It’s pretty steamy. Possibly NSFW-ish (just kidding)..
[via Refinery 29]