“Blank Space” Rewritten

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Blank Space Rewritten

Blank Space got stuck in my head, and I was annoyed. I rewrote it for ACCURACY according MY LIFE. Works best if you listen to the song while you read. Then you’ll have it stuck in your head all day and can suffer with me. Bringing people down is what I do best. Enjoy!

Nice to meet you, your name’s Ben?
I could show you mediocre things
Taxes, sadness, got the spins
Saw you there and I thought
Oh my God, look at my face
We could be each other’s drunk mistake
My life’s a mess, please be bae?

No money, beer and wine
I only read stupid magazines
You’re so funny, what’s the time?
Let me tell you all about me
Never mind, let’s bump ends
I’m dying to see if your dick bends
Close your bar tab, grab my hand
Both of my roommates are gone for the weekend

Thank God this won’t last forever
Something might end up enflamed
You can tell me when it’s over
If you were drunk enough to feel pain
Got a Starbucks around the corner
I’ll take my coffee plain
Cause you know I love the payers
And you love getting laid

Cause you’re young and I’m desperate
I don’t live all that far
Promise to leave you breathless
Poss’ with a crafty scar
Got a Starbucks around the corner
I’ll take my coffee plain
Blackout gave me blank spaces, baby
Now what was your name?

Cherry lips, everyone’s high
I could show you mediocre things
Creepy kisses, sweaty thighs
You’re not the king, baby, you live in Queens
I know, what you want
Other than to hit this blunt
Wait, the best song is coming on, oh yes

Screaming, dancing, perfect score
Rich people at tables have now turned
Rosé showered on the floor
Every second, guessing like
“Oh my God, is that Bey?”
I’m so drunk, I cannot see
But I’ll be back, same time next week
Cause darling you’re a nightmare but I’ll pretend you’re a daydream

Thank God this won’t last forever
Something might end up enflamed
You can tell me when it’s over
If you were drunk enough to feel pain
Got a Starbucks around the corner
I’ll take my coffee plain
Cause you know I love the payers
And you love getting laid

Cause you’re young and I’m desperate
I don’t live all that far
Promise to leave you breathless
Poss’ with a crafty scar
Got a Starbucks around the corner
I’ll take my coffee plain
Blackout gave me blank spaces, baby
Now what was your name?

Girls only fake it if the sex is torture
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn ya
Girls only fake it if the sex is torture
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn ya

Thank God this won’t last forever
Something might end up enflamed
You can tell me when it’s over
If you were drunk enough to feel pain
Got a Starbucks around the corner
I’ll take my coffee plain
Cause you know I love the payers
And you love getting laid

Cause you’re young and I’m desperate
I don’t live all that far
Promise to leave you breathless
Poss’ with a crafty scar
Got a Starbucks around the corner
I’ll take my coffee plain
Blackout gave me blank spaces, baby
Now what was your name?

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