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Based On This Newspaper’s Description Of Trump’s Inauguration, Scotland Isn’t Psyched For This Presidency

Everyone and their mother vowed to move to Canada if Trump was elected as President of The United States. While I never understood why Canada was the first choice for destinations (wouldn’t you want to go somewhere… warmer?), Scotland never left the tongue of anyone who appeared to be anti-Trump.

But they’ll be the first to let you know how unimpressed they are with our country’s President-Elect. The Herald, a Scottish newspaper, showed their distaste for Trump in their television previews. And, uh, they were brutal.

Uhhhhhh.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm.

*attempts to think of a comeback*

You know, what? Maybe I’ll just sit this one out. January 20th is going to be a weird day no matter what happens. I mean, Toby Keith, 3 Doors Down, and Lee Greenwood are the headlining performers this year. Yes, the same 3 Doors Down who hasn’t been seen since their 2000 hit “Kryptonite” was on the airwaves.

Oh well. Maybe this will free up Obama to do more weddings.

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Will deFries

Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries. Email me at will@grandex.co.

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