After yesterday’s television gauntlet (US Open, GoT, Game 7), I’m drained of anything that would resemble a human emotion. Thankfully, there’s always a good trash tv story waiting in the wings to move the needle a little bit. And as you know, it’s the summer of Chad. Let me break it down.
Bachelorette contestant Robby, known to all of us as the dude rocking the receding hairline peaky blinders look, reportedly dumped his longtime girlfriend Hope when he was cast on this season of The Bachelorette. That’s cold, but you have to respect a guy just whoring himself out for fame. Well, like every other dude in the house, Robby hated Chad. Everybody hates Chad. Except Twitter. Twitter loves Chad.
Here’s Robby, because you probably have no clue who the hell he is, with his ex. This is pre-show and pre-Chad. Times were simpler back then.
Now it looks like Chad will hang on to his 15 minutes a little longer after apparently crossing paths with and laying down some Chad moves on Robby’s ex, Hope. He even posted a carefully crafted gram about it. Chad, if I wasn’t a 31-year-old white dude, I’d call you a savage.
Damn, look at that caption. There are rules, Chad. Have you no mercy? It’s being reported the two were were spotted in Tulsa where you’ll remember that Chad is a LUXURY real estate agent.
Are they really dating? Is this just an extremely well-orchestrated plot by Chris Harrison? Only time will tell. But what we do is that nobody is safe from Chad. If you wrong your girl, he’ll swoop in and bring her to Tulsa then gram it for all the world to see. Stay woke out there, guys..
Image via Chad’s Instagram