Sometimes, the internet opens its arms and welcomes you in as if to say “My child, you may not know me, but I know everything about you.” That happened to me Tuesday morning when I opened my texts and found a hyperlink: awfulpeopleonhousehunters.tumblr.com.
If you haven’t already guessed, it’s a Tumblr page featuring the horrible people that are almost always on HGTV’s flagship show/douche orgy, “House Hunters.” Seriously, I want to physically assault roughly 85 percent of the people on that show. It’s always a young couple that thinks you can get a 4,000-square foot, open concept, Victorian mansion with hardwood floors and a new kitchen for less than $300,000 dollars. They’re all horrible.
These are actual things said by actual people on HH:
I’d actually love to party with the guy who wants to put a pool table in his dining room, but outside of that, woof. May nature select you..