Asking your neighbors to turn down their music on a Saturday. PGP.
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I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP.
My parents are making me stay home this year for Halloween and hand out candy so they can go out with their friends. PGP.
Still trying to convince myself that I am one, really big poop away from my pants fitting right again. PGP.
Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.
I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP.
HR guy at my new job told me to go out and celebrate with drinks with close family and friends. Got Jimmy John’s alone. PGP.