Asking your neighbors to turn down their music on a Saturday. PGP.
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Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP.
Getting asked by every fucking friend and family member if you know Jake upon accepting a job with State Farm. PGP.
Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.
Feeling untouchable after your boss comes to talk to you and you actually have work on your computer screen. PGP.