Asking your neighbors to turn down their music on a Saturday. PGP.
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I see how many times I can say “meow” on my daily conference call without anyone noticing. My record is 3. PGP.
My to-do list is finished by 2:00pm every single day. After that it’s all smoke and mirrors. PGP.
No one has any idea what I do for a living, and they don’t understand when I tell them, so now I just tell people I’m an accountant and let them think whatever they want. PGP.
Not staying up to see the moon last night because you wouldn’t have been able to function at work today. PGP.
90% of my day is spent avoiding emails and pretending I’m too busy to answer the phone. PGP.