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And Here We Have The World’s Greatest Happy Hour Deal

And Here We Have The World's Greatest Happy Hour Deal

I’m not one to turn down a drink deal. Half off wine between four and six o’clock? Consider this mouth stained. Dollars beers on Tuesday night? Hold my calls on Wednesday morning. All-you-can-drink mimos on Sunday morning? Get the Prilosec on deck.

This deal, though. Oh man, thisssssss dealllllll. This is a deal I can get behind. Not only is it a hell of a steal, it also has a competitive aspect to it as well.

Per Fox News, the restaurant Volks is offering an all-you-can-drink beer special for $0.88. But this ain’t your grandma’s all-you-can-drink beer special (I don’t know what that means either) – you have to finish said drinks in 10 minutes or less. The deal is open to beer, wine, and liquor.

The deal extends [beyond beer] to wine and liquor. Patrons can reportedly choose from Asahi Super Dry beer, whisky, shochu (either straight or in a mixed drink), plum wine cocktails, red wine, or white wine.

The catch? Customers are only allowed a 10-minute window to consume their drinks, and they can only order one beverage at a time.

There’s a catch, though, and it’s a mighty one. The timer begins right when the drink is ordered rather than when the drink is delivered to your table, so a shitty server could cost you an extra drink or two if they’re being lazy. This completely alters my visions of just slamming as many pints of beer as humanly possible in ten minutes or less. What could be the perfect way to get a night started hinges completely on a waiter who’s too lazy to run back and forth to the bar trying to feed the beasts.

Oh, and there’s one other catch too. Volks is a restaurant chain that only exists in Japan. So unless you’re going to cross the pond, you’re out of luck and have to stick to the all-you-can-drink mimos we’ve all come to know and love.

[via Fox News]

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Will deFries

Will deFries (@WilldeFries) is the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries. Senior Writer, Editor, and Content Manager. Email me at will@grandex.co.

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