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A Nicolas Cage Reaction Guide To The Weekend

Hey, guess what? It’s 5pm, Friday. And work is about to end. The weekend approaches and it’s your time to kick it.

So you’re headed out of the office.

But your boss is walking towards you, likely going to hold you up.

So you turn the other way and take the stairs instead, successfully avoiding him.

Congrats, bullet dodged.

Time to get home.

Only the moment you get there, your friends are all frantic to go back out.

Only you slap yourself out of it. You deserve a night out.

Yeah, you should do it.

And after all that doubt, you’re actually pretty jazzed about it.

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Andrew Adams

Andrew is a native Texan and, while not complaining about something and talking too much, works as the Creative Director of Atomic Productions. While neither terribly great shape nor particularly handsome, he is known for being surprisingly charismatic and having a very respectable wardrobe.

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