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A Bunch Of Wannabe Crossfitters Destroyed Florida International’s Beautiful Basketball Court

**UPDATE: So apparently, this wasn’t an officially licensed CrossFit event, and the CrossFit guys are really upset that we referred to this as CrossFit when it is, in fact, faux CrossFit, so keep in mind as you read that these RAID Games were not in any way affiliated with CrossFit, but still #StopCrossFit.

#StopCrossfit.

They’re just getting reckless now. While hosting a fitness competition called “RAID Games VI” (such a sick name, bros) at US Century Bank Arena– the home basketball arena of Florida International University–over the past weekend, a bunch of animals destroyed this:

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And now it looks like this:

They’ve crossed the line, now. Florida International is now forced to pick up the pieces left behind by these grunting, incessantly screaming neanderthals. Completely unacceptable. This is the equivalent of a dude wearing an Ed Hardy tee unzipping his fly in plain view of a group of senior citizens and progressively peeing on every last one of their Hawaiian shirts while riding a Segway. This is the equivalent of splicing frames of “The Exorcist” into the final scene of “The Shawshank Redemption.” This is the equivalent of Creed opening for Jimmy Buffett before murdering him and slowly eating him in front of the audience. Disgusting, reprehensible behavior.

The FIU athletic department estimates the floor will take eight weeks to repair, just in time for FIU Panther basketball, who are looking to build off of a strong, 15-16 2013-14 season. Luckily, the event was fully insured and FIU won’t have to pay a dime to restore the court.

[via Miami Herald]

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting inappropriately drunk in public.

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