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59 Things You’ll Hear A Postgrad Girl Say

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  1. I can’t believe it’s really over.
  2. Come visit me!
  3. Y’all, I’m depressed.
  4. My hangovers are so much worse now.
  5. How did we used to drink that much?
  6. I’m just ready to date an older guy.
  7. I’m poor.
  8. Spending your own money is hard.
  9. Today someone asked me what my sorority letters meant.
  10. I don’t get carded much anymore. I still look 21, right?
  11. Seriously, how old do I look?
  12. Do you think I’ve lost weight?
  13. Have I gained weight? You’d tell me, right?
  14. I don’t mean to be mean, but…
  15. She got a little heavy.
  16. The new grads are about to get slapped in the face by the real world.
  17. I can’t believe I used to complain about going to class.
  18. Why is everyone getting engaged?
  19. I would hate to be engaged right now.
  20. I feel like I’m at the point where I’d be ready to be engaged.
  21. I have like 6 weddings coming up.
  22. Umm.. I didn’t get a Save the Date…
  23. I’m sure you’re invited.
  24. Um, no, I don’t have a Tinder!
  25. I’m going on a Tinder date.
  26. Did you see their engagement pictures?
  27. Did you see their honeymoon album?
  28. I honestly really love my job.
  29. I need a new job.
  30. I’m starting to get emotional about life.
  31. I can’t believe I’m almost 24.
  32. Okay, if I want kids by 30, I need to be married for at least 2 years, which means I need to be dating the guy I’m going to marry by the time I’m 26.
  33. I wish I was at the game right now.
  34. I took a class on that one time.
  35. I can’t believe the amount of calories I used to drink.
  36. Do you think they’re right for each other?
  37. I think I’m getting bad knees.
  38. I have a wrinkle.
  39. This song reminds me of college.
  40. I don’t know anyone on the football team anymore.
  41. Omg people in college now were born in 1995.
  42. I kind of want to get a cat.
  43. Should we have a girls weekend?
  44. Y’all I miss this.
  45. Should we go to happy hour?
  46. I’m trying to save money.
  47. They still live with their parents?
  48. I don’t have anything to look forward to anymore.
  49. Okay, she needs to gain some weight.
  50. She is seriously frail.
  51. I wish I looked like that.
  52. Work clothes are expensive.
  53. I go to bed at like 10:30 now.
  54. I think I’m gonna stay in tonight.
  55. I should have majored in business.
  56. Guess who broke up…
  57. Guess who got back together…
  58. Guess who got engaged…
  59. I’m depressed.

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