5 Questions I Have About #StonerSloth

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5 Questions I Have About #StonerSloth

So it’s been a pretty slow Monday here as I’m recovering from two holiday parties and transforming my house into a festive winter wonderland. But this office downtime means I’ve been able to dive deep, deep, deep into the depths of the internet to places so obscure nobody would even fathom posting a Star Wars spoiler. Along this journey I found possibly one of the weirdest anti-drug videos I’ve seen in a while… without further ado I present to you #StonerSloth

Now after seeing that, I have a few questions.

1. What kind of weed were they smoking and where can I get it?

This is on par with some of Dante’s shit…

The movie they were watching at the end is Troll 2, and you most certainly have to be high or extremely bored to watch it.

2. Has anyone ever gotten so high they couldn’t tell the difference between salt and salad?

Really if this has I need to hear this story. E-mail it to me ShibbyTFM@Gmail.com

3. How did so many sloths wind up in Australia?

They are indigenous to northern South America. There is either some elaborate animal smuggling ring or you must be high… I need to know.

4. Does #StonerSloth only smoke indicas?

Maybe he should switch to a Sativa for a more energetic buzz.

5. Is a #StonerSloth available as a pet?

Honestly, a #StonerSloth seems like a really low maintenance pet. What do they eat? Is it house-trained? Would it be really bad at bogarting the joint? There are so many variables I need to get information on.

Check out the site for more #StonerSloth entertainment. I’ll be here writing an elaborate questionnaire to the Australian government. Got any hypothetical #StonerSloth questions? Let’s hear em below.

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