4 Songs To Sing In The Office Bathroom

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CORRECTION Mens Room Tourism

Sometimes we get to the office in such a good mood that we want to share it with everyone, and what better way than in the form of song? Of course, singing in the main office might get you in trouble, as your grumpy coworkers are trying to make sales calls or track down a shipment. People can be surprisingly accurate when throwing staplers.

That leaves only one place to share your joy, and beautiful voice, with your coworkers: the bathroom.

1. “Brown-Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison

Appropriate lyrics: “You’re my brown-eyed girl.”

2. “Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba


Appropriate lyrics: “Pissing the night away, pissing the night away.”

3. “Piss On You” by Dave Chappelle


Appropriate lyrics: “I said yo body, yo body, is a port-o-potty, and I pee on it, drip, drip, drip.”

4. “Piss On You (Remix)” by Dave Chappelle


Appropriate lyrics: “I’m gonna give you some poo-poo, I’m gonna give you some pee-pee, I’m gonna give you some doo-doo, wash it down with some wee-wee.”

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  1. 15
    Mr. Lahey

    Master P- “Make ‘Em Say UHH!” and/or Pharrell and Snoop Dog- “Drop It Like It’s Hot.”

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 1 year ago
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    HappyAndHomeless

    I prefer playing Africa (Toto) on my phone and sobbing quietly, only while using the handicap stall, of course — lest someone match my crushed soul to my shoes.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 1 year ago