Sometimes we get to the office in such a good mood that we want to share it with everyone, and what better way than in the form of song? Of course, singing in the main office might get you in trouble, as your grumpy coworkers are trying to make sales calls or track down a shipment. People can be surprisingly accurate when throwing staplers.
That leaves only one place to share your joy, and beautiful voice, with your coworkers: the bathroom.
1. “Brown-Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison
Appropriate lyrics: “You’re my brown-eyed girl.”
2. “Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba
Appropriate lyrics: “Pissing the night away, pissing the night away.”
3. “Piss On You” by Dave Chappelle
Appropriate lyrics: “I said yo body, yo body, is a port-o-potty, and I pee on it, drip, drip, drip.”
4. “Piss On You (Remix)” by Dave Chappelle
Appropriate lyrics: “I’m gonna give you some poo-poo, I’m gonna give you some pee-pee, I’m gonna give you some doo-doo, wash it down with some wee-wee.”