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29 Signs You’re Still A Kid

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  1. You order hot chocolate at Starbucks.
  2. You still receive presents from Santa Claus.
  3. You live at home and your mom packs your lunch for work.
  4. Sometimes she writes notes on your napkin.
  5. Your sheets have cartoon characters on them.
  6. For breakfast this morning, you ate Cap’n Crunch and a Fruit Roll Up.
  7. You don’t know how to iron.
  8. You frequently say things like “when I grow up…” even though you are, in fact, grown up.
  9. Your mom still buys your underwear.
  10. You ate a Lunchable for dinner last night…and the night before that.
  11. Your parents currently pay for your car insurance, your cell phone, or your rent. Perhaps all three.
  12. You don’t know what FICA means.
  13. You still have your Pokemon cards in a safety deposit box.
  14. You still don’t know the difference between a W-2 and a W-9.
  15. You have absolutely no idea how to balance a checkbook.
  16. You keep up with current events via your friends’ Facebook statuses.
  17. Your dad has to file your taxes.
  18. He also has to pay your taxes.
  19. Your emergency contact is still your mom. You don’t really see that changing anytime soon.
  20. You put chips in your sandwich and you don’t even try to hide it from your coworkers.
  21. You’re currently selling your old Beanie Babies on eBay.
  22. You rely on that $20 dollar check your Nana sends you every month.
  23. There’s no telling when you last ate a vegetable.
  24. You have John Hughes movie posters on your bedroom wall.
  25. You have high hopes of winning the lottery.
  26. You’re the oldest person at the kids’ table by twenty years, but you’re still not allowed to sit with the grownups.
  27. You don’t know how to schedule a doctor’s appointment.
  28. You’d rather ignore your problems than deal with them.
  29. You’re giving yourself until 40 to get it together.

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Catie Warren

Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

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