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25 Questions Your Boss Asks That You Can’t Answer Truthfully

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Sometimes at work, it’s in your best interest to stretch the truth, and sometimes it’s best to leave parts of the truth out. Then there are times it’s best for everyone if you just flat out lie. Here are 25 questions you don’t answer truthfully when your boss asks:

  1. Big plans for the weekend?
  2. No? Want to come to my son’s birthday party?
  3. What are you working on?
  4. Are you busy with something?
  5. Are you almost done with that project?
  6. You make any sales today?
  7. Do you have a Twitter?
  8. Did you get my friend request?
  9. Was that a client on the phone?
  10. Did you get that email I sent on Saturday?
  11. Would you mind working the weekend?
  12. What are you listening to in those headphones?
  13. You have any plans for lunch?
  14. You seem like a stand up guy. My daughter is single, you interested?
  15. New tie, you like?
  16. How about we sit down for some one-on-one mentoring?
  17. Where do you see yourself in five years?
  18. How would you rate your performance so far?
  19. Was that your resume I saw sitting in the printer?
  20. Would you mind pulling double duty while Sherry is out?
  21. Care to contribute to my nephew’s Boy Scout club?
  22. Hear y’all are going to happy hour, mind if I join?
  23. How are you feeling today, champ?
  24. What did think of the HR retreat?
  25. You sure you don’t want to meet my daughter?

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