- You know every bar that opens at 6am.
- People mistake you for being albino because you have not seen the sun in 15 weeks.
- You know every material that will blackout windows.
- You can function perfectly well off 3-4 hours of sleep…
- …as long as you get 12-13 hours of sleep on your nights off.
- No matter where you work, you don’t get weekends off.
- You know exactly how many drinks you can have between waking up and going to work sober.
- You only hit commute traffic leaving work.
- You drink more Red Bull than water.
- You absolutely hate every friend who works a day shift, and they don’t understand why.
- You have literally watched every show and movie on Netflix…
- Seeing places in daylight confuses you.
- You know what time every restaurant around you closes and if they deliver after midnight.
- Thinking that 24 Hour Fitness was the greatest invention ever and convincing yourself you always go on your night off.
- ALWAYS choosing sleep over everything.
- Seeing your friends 3 times a month.
- Realizing that there are no good looking people at 7am at your local bar.
- Being in a relationship with someone who is not working graveyards sucks.
- Not being in a relationship, period.
- Constantly looking for new jobs while at work.
- Constantly trying to find a way to convince your parents to pay for a 6th year of college.
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