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22 Highs And (Mostly) Lows Of Being Single At A Wedding

1. Your friend gets engaged…

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2. And you’re like…

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Rachel: I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what’s 2%? That’s nothing.
Phoebe: Totally. I’m like 90/10.
Rachel: Yeah me too.

3. You get asked to be a bridesmaid, and you’re flattered, until you find out you have to buy a dress that costs $350 and looks like this…

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4. Most of the time you’re fine with being single, but wedding season will make you crazy…

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5. You get invited to another wedding shower…

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6. You always end up standing next to that one person who does this at every proposal, speech, shower, and wedding…

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7. And you’re like…

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8. You’re normally confident in your independence…

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9. But when you see this, it throws you off..

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10. And it brings on that moment of weakness…

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11. So you get with your other single friend(s)…

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12. And take on this attitude…

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13. There’s always this girl…

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14. And this never fails to happen…

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15. Always followed by, “Don’t worry, you’ll find someone.”

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16. At the beginning of the reception you’re feelin’ good…

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17. Until you get seated at the table that was clearly designated for the singles, and you’re stuck with this person…

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18. This is when the bitterness kicks in…

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19. But you decide to suck it up and enjoy this wedding regardless of the prejudice against singles…

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20. The bride and groom leave and all of the other couples go out to throw stuff…

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21. Meanwhile, you’re still taking last minute advantage of the open bar…

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22. And the night pretty much ends like this…

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