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2 Secret Service Agents Got Wasted And Crashed Their Car Into The White House

2 Secret Service Agents Got Wasted And Crashed Their Car Into The White House

Remember that scene in season one of “House of Cards” when Peter Russo got pulled over for driving while white girl wasted? Everyone watching it was like, “Oh, shit! He’s going to jail. What happens when a U.S. congressman gets charged with a DUI?” But then we realized that nothing happens when a U.S. congressman gets charged with a DUI. Wanna know why? Because they just don’t get charged. Hell, they don’t even get arrested. One flash of a badge and they’re on their merry way. Off to the next bar…or whorehouse if your name is Kennedy.

Well, apparently that special treatment even extends to the Secret Service, as two members of the presidential detail were caught drinking and driving after they crashed their government car into a White House barricade and were simply told by police officers to go home. A Department of Homeland Security inspector general’s office spokesperson said that they are looking into what happened but refused to comment on an “ongoing investigation.”

Seeing as how the crash occurred on March 4 and they are still “investigating,” I’m pretty sure these guys are off the hook and back to shooting the shit with Obama. Though, to be fair, it is the federal government, so it’s quite possible that this little investigation could take years.

[via Fox News]

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Catie Warren

Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: catie@grandex.co

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