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15 Most Common Tinder Creepers

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Most of us have experienced Tinder at one point or another. Whether you got it “as a joke” or “just for entertainment,” you’ve probably scrolled through enough people to have seen the 15 most common types of Tinder creepers.

1) The Mirror Selfist

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You really don’t have a normal, decent photo of yourself? Selfies are never the answer.

2) The I-Clearly-Have-A-Girlfriender

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Why are you on here?! Why did you commit the act of downloading this app? Shame on you.

3) The Ones That Make You Cringe

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No words.

4) The Look-At-My-Bod-Bro

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Leading with a body picture says you’re insecure about your face. Also, you’re a douche.

5) The Kid Pic

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It’s great that you were cute as a kid. So was I. It’s called Tinder not “Kinder.” (like Kindergarden, get it?)

6) The Partier

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So you drink and stuff? Awesome.

7) The TMI Guy

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These guys take the tagline opportunity too far. You guys are taking this thing way too seriously. No need to share your life story.

8) The Business Professional

Save the professional business headshots and clichés for LinkedIn.

9) The Ladies Love Me Guy

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If you think pictures of you with skanky girls is appealing to other girls, you are wrong.

10) The Camouflage Artist

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Camouflaged by your peers. A classic technique. It makes us wonder which one you are. You may or may not be the cute one. Don’t make us go in to the rest of your photo’s to figure it out. You’re just asking to be swiped left.

11) The Model

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No.

12) The Common Interest Match

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The picture, the Lady Gaga and Ke$ha shared interests, it’s too good.
I would like to be friends with this person. Emphasis on “friends.”

13) The Man In The Mask

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What’s the point?

14) The Old Guy

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Guys, it’s time to get off Tinder and get on Match.com.

15) The One That Never Gives Up

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Oh, the desperation.

Apologies go out to the victims of this post.

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