Most of us have experienced Tinder at one point or another. Whether you got it “as a joke” or “just for entertainment,” you’ve probably scrolled through enough people to have seen the 15 most common types of Tinder creepers.
1) The Mirror Selfist
You really don’t have a normal, decent photo of yourself? Selfies are never the answer.
2) The I-Clearly-Have-A-Girlfriender
Why are you on here?! Why did you commit the act of downloading this app? Shame on you.
3) The Ones That Make You Cringe
4) The Look-At-My-Bod-Bro
Leading with a body picture says you’re insecure about your face. Also, you’re a douche.
5) The Kid Pic
It’s great that you were cute as a kid. So was I. It’s called Tinder not “Kinder.” (like Kindergarden, get it?)
6) The Partier
So you drink and stuff? Awesome.
7) The TMI Guy
These guys take the tagline opportunity too far. You guys are taking this thing way too seriously. No need to share your life story.
8) The Business Professional
Save the professional business headshots and clichés for LinkedIn.
9) The Ladies Love Me Guy
If you think pictures of you with skanky girls is appealing to other girls, you are wrong.
10) The Camouflage Artist
Camouflaged by your peers. A classic technique. It makes us wonder which one you are. You may or may not be the cute one. Don’t make us go in to the rest of your photo’s to figure it out. You’re just asking to be swiped left.
11) The Model
12) The Common Interest Match
The picture, the Lady Gaga and Ke$ha shared interests, it’s too good.
I would like to be friends with this person. Emphasis on “friends.”
13) The Man In The Mask
What’s the point?
14) The Old Guy
Guys, it’s time to get off Tinder and get on Match.com.
15) The One That Never Gives Up
Oh, the desperation.
Apologies go out to the victims of this post.