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10 Things You Would Do To Avoid Moving Back In With Your Parents

10 Things You Would Do To Avoid Moving Back In With Your Parents After Graduation

So you graduated from college. Congratulations, you’re an idiot. You were supposed to stay there and cherish it, but you left in exchange for a worthless piece of paper. Now you can’t find a job, so you’re moving back in with your parents. That’s called devolving. You achieved independence and freedom during your years on campus, and now you’re giving it all back. Is it the end of the world? Maybe not, but it’s pretty fucking close.

How many of these things would you voluntarily do to avoid moving back in with your parents? Be sure to click each link to watch an incredible video of someone doing that particular task.

10. Get hit by a bus.

9. Chug an entire bottle of tequila in under 30 seconds.

8. Get posterized by DeAndre Jordan.

7. Go skydiving without a parachute.

6. Go swimming with great white sharks.

5. Take a line drive to the head from a professional baseball player.

4. Be the assistant in Bill the Butcher’s knife routine.

3. Go wire walking on a windy day.

2. Fight Jon “Bones” Jones on national television.

1. Saw off your own foot.

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, perpetually disappointed Rockets fan, Astros fan, and Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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