1. Blatant disregard for authority can take you far.
2. 90% of your image is based on catchphrases.
3. Crashing your boss’s party with a beer truck is the ultimate power move.
4. Never go to a hospital. Ever.
5. People love sexual innuendo.
6. Sometimes actions speak louder than words.
7. Vampires are better suited for tag team matches than sappy movies.
8. I’ll never have as much swagger as D’Lo Brown.
9. Jim Ross makes everything better.
10. When all else fails, hijack a zamboni.